What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call an introspective monk?

A deep friar.