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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

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What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What do you call an introspective monk?

A deep friar.