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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."