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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!