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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.