What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."