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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!