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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.