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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

Nascar Jokes More Nascar Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.