What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.