Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.