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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.