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Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
We can still be brother and sister.
The variables aren't necessarily related.
The pan... duh
Windscreen vipers.
Because he couldn't find a date!
Because they don't have a function
They couldn't function together.
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
Your mum doesn't starlings.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
My toe sis!
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.
By putting flowers on the grave.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
A small medium at large!