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Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
We can still be brother and sister.
Chrono Triggered.
Because they're not PC
Microchips
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
You rarely have to meet their dad.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
She identified as pump-kin.
Mali-BOO
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
Vegetta balls
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Finger-prints.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Mitosis
My toe sis!