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What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)