Redneck Jokes

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

What's an SJW's favorite JRPG?

Chrono Triggered.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!