Redneck Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes