Redneck Jokes

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Redneck Word Jokes More Redneck Word Jokes

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Who's there! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org