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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.