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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.