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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality