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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.