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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.