Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!