Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP