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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What is Matthew McConaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!