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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.