Because it was stationary.
It was a work of friction.
A waist of paper.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
A book has papers.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
To get it pier reviewed.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Wrapping paper.
Because blackmail is illegal.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
A square one.*
A ruff draft.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
Because it was ripped.
They didn't Czech his papers.
Fax.
That's a waist of paper!
Never mind...it's tearable
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Edgar Allan Po-Po
It's pointless just like this post
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
In case you get a hole in one.
In case he gets a hole-in-one
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Stop being so closed off.
When hunger strikes.
Take me to your liter!
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
