Because it was stationary.
It was a work of friction.
A waist of paper.
Women's rights.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
A pedo file
A notebook has papers.
A book has papers.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
To get it pier reviewed.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
He didn't sight sources.
Wrapping paper.
Because blackmail is illegal.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Papers.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
A square one.*
A ruff draft.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
Because it was ripped.
They didn't Czech his papers.
Fax.
They both only really work on paper
That's a waist of paper!
Never mind...it's tearable
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
Six more weeks of bad hockey!
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
AN ARITHMESTICK.
A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Teacher's aides
Student: A teacher!
Neosporin.
Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger
One in Fife
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
