Because it was stationary.
It was a work of friction.
A waist of paper.
Women's rights.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
A pedo file
A notebook has papers.
A book has papers.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
To get it pier reviewed.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
He didn't sight sources.
Wrapping paper.
Because blackmail is illegal.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Papers.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
A square one.*
A ruff draft.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
Because it was ripped.
They didn't Czech his papers.
Fax.
They both only really work on paper
That's a waist of paper!
Never mind...it's tearable
He thought they said internet camp
Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Mr. Buss
Just planning ahead...
Crate and Barrel.
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
They steer them!
An author-dontist Wahey!
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
They meet up and crack each other up.
Because they crack under pressure.
A chair
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
