Because it was stationary.
It was a work of friction.
A waist of paper.
Women's rights.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
A pedo file
A notebook has papers.
A book has papers.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
To get it pier reviewed.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
He didn't sight sources.
Wrapping paper.
Because blackmail is illegal.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Papers.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
A square one.*
A ruff draft.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
Because it was ripped.
They didn't Czech his papers.
Fax.
Have faith, don't question.
They both only really work on paper
That's a waist of paper!
Never mind...it's tearable
It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
Half a cat.
Half a dog
He was just a nerdy digger.
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Because why MC, eh
Give her a shovel!
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
He can only stick to himself.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
In the NB - "eh"
If you break a leg, you get cast
