Because it was stationary.
It was a work of friction.
A waist of paper.
Women's rights.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!
A pedo file
A notebook has papers.
A book has papers.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
To get it pier reviewed.
Because baggers can't be choosers,
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Wrapping paper.
Because blackmail is illegal.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
A square one.*
A ruff draft.
Because baggers can't be choosers.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer
Because it was ripped.
They didn't Czech his papers.
Fax.
That's a waist of paper!
Never mind...it's tearable
He gets claustrophobic!
A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)
There was too much friction.
She had never learned to spell properly.
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
Santa Claus rolling down a roof!
420 raze it!
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
In his Taurus!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
Teutonic Plates.
Parcel-tongue
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
