What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!