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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!