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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.