What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.