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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman