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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.