What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.