Waist Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Which candy is never on time?

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

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Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Cardboard Belt Jokes More Cardboard Belt Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.