A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
Wife.
A waist of paper.
A waist of time...
Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
A waist of time
A waist of money.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Married.
That's a waist of paper!
A waist of time.
He had a wail of a time.
A poop
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
With a DustBuster.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Coincerned
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Andrew all her money out of the bank!
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
He held up a pair of pants!
