Waist Jokes

A waist of paper.

A waist of time...

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

A waist of time

A waist of money.

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

That's a waist of paper!

A waist of time.

It started its own branch

He was depressed.

A 69 with 3 people watching.

The panoptijohn

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

They both paralyze Superman

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

They're all about force projection.

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Because he's a man of the nice watch

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

It saves so much time.

Waist Jokes

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

What's another name for an parent?

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

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