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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates