What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman