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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.