What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What's the best part of a woman?

Between 18 and 24 yrs

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman