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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman