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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman