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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!