How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic