How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Because he cantaloupe.

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He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!