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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!