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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.