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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte