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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes