What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do women and computers have in common?

You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes