What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes