What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte