What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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What did the computer say?

Too weak.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Why should everyone go to the dentist at least once every ten years?

Because of tooth decade!

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.