How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it