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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline