How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.