How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.