Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.