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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE