Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house