What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!