What do you call a burning Bible?

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!