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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the Bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!