What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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How can I ever repay you?

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.