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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.