What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!