Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.