Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!