Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

Because pipe clock would have just been stupid.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave