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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave