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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.