What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

History Jokes More History Jokes

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.