What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era