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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.