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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!