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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Loin Jokes More Loin Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!