What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin