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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.