What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

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What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin