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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin