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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

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Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!