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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!