What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.