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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

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What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.