Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z