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Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Sir Loin Jokes More Sir Loin Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

' Jokes More ' Jokes

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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

School Jokes More School Jokes

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.