Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What that?

What's what ' 'What's up dawg ' 'Nothing much hbu' '... Oh hahahahahaha '

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.