Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster