Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

Abc Jokes More Abc Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.