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Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

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200 Dollars.

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin