Loin Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot