Hamburger Jokes

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

I've been flamed!

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

They get to meet their old flames!

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Because it's a FAST food!

Any girl named Patty!

It's a little meteor.

They 'loin' fast!

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Khan-diments.

When the chips are down!

French Flies!

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Rink injustice!

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Vegetarians!

Ronald MacAardvark!

Grill-ty as charred!

The meat-ball.

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Wonton endangerment.

A conversation of energy.

It doesn't matter.

The cow didn't make it.

The orbituaries.

Her food is potion-controlled.

The food tastes funny.

Depends on how many were photographed.

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Because he has a LED-TV.

Will you be my grill friend

Patty O'furniture.

Because 7 8 10.

Because 7 8 9.

Hamburger Jokes

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

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