Hamburger Jokes

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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Hamburger Jokes

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

What do these shoes do?

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

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