What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!