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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.