What's a priest on an egg called?

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.