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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell