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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Scientology Jokes More Scientology Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard