A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
To find its stomate!
Your parents would know!
Heck
Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Because he's a sinner.
Elron Hubbard
