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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.