How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

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Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat