What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!