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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What has two wings and a halo?

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Denim denim denim

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!