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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist

Long Tail Jokes More Long Tail Jokes

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!