What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!