What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting?

Because he didn't habanero

Long Tail Jokes More Long Tail Jokes

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!