What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Long Tail Jokes More Long Tail Jokes

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!