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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Long Tail Jokes More Long Tail Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!