Wing Jokes

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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They both couldn't vote before 1920

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Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

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2 Na

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.