Wing Jokes

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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