Wing it.
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?
A dead bird.
Fly Curious.
Linda McCartney
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
Holes mostly...
A dead bird
They just wing it.
Roast turkey!
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
A Chinese telephone
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
She thought her maxi pad had wings
Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Two chickens and a goat.
A birthday pheasant!
Because it's down to earth.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
A walk.
In case your other agus breaks.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Roommates
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
A call-em
Chairman Miaow!
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Halo.
Because it wasn't their Destiny.
Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
