Wing it.
A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?
A dead bird.
Fly Curious.
Linda McCartney
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Damn, I sure got some hot wings!
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
Holes mostly...
A dead bird
They just wing it.
Roast turkey!
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
A Chinese telephone
It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).
She thought her maxi pad had wings
Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
Two chickens and a goat.
A birthday pheasant!
Because it's down to earth.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
A walk.
False. How Long is a man from China.
Wonton-amo Bay
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Samson he brought the house down!
Progressive
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
Hide n' seek
Because they are always spotted!
Because of the sand which is there.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Bagles
He didn't have the hare fare.
