Wing Jokes

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Wong Number Jokes More Wong Number Jokes

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Who was the most powerful cat in China?

Chairman Miaow!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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