Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
Roast turkey!
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Danke
Patty
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
Long time, no see.
A blind man...
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
A "C" gull!
He wanted to take a month off.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
