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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.