Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.