What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.