What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.