What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.