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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.