What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird