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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.