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What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.