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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

Ginger

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..