Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!