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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.