What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

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What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days