Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.