Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh