Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Hot Jokes More Hot Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

What is the hottest part of a man's face?

His sideburns.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What would the Reddit political party be called?

The know-kn0thing party.

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Hello Lady Jokes More Hello Lady Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport