Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Hot Summer Day Jokes More Hot Summer Day Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.