Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

Hot Jokes More Hot Jokes

What is the hottest part of a man's face?

His sideburns.

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Hello Lady Jokes More Hello Lady Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Hot Summer Day Jokes More Hot Summer Day Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What are the hottest days during summer?

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

You might also enjoy:

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

What is the hottest part of a man's face?

What's the hottest part of a room?

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

How can U make a difference?

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?