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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!