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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.