Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
An electron
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Mine is a skittle.
Because money talks.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.
Your sole is mine!
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
