What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.