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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.