What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should bill Gates.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.