What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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My zipper.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.