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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.