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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.