What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!