What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!