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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

What is the difference between an American and a Canadian?

69 cents.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...