Mercede Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

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Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Lexus Jokes More Lexus Jokes

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City