Mercede Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

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One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What do you call a pickle on sale?

A sweet Dill.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation