Mercede Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

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What is the difference between an American and a Canadian?

69 cents.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Swiss Jokes More Swiss Jokes

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

What do you call a Swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.