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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...