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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

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What is censorship?

Removed

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...