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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What is censorship?

Removed

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What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...