What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

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Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...