Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.