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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!