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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.