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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...