Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!