Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...