What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.