What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!