What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.