What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks