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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence