What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con