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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.