What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.