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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the dung beetle go to rehab?

He was rolling balls.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?