What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.