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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew