What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!