What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.