What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.