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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Andrew Jokes More Andrew Jokes

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Portrait Jokes More Portrait Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!