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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

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Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!