Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Andrew Jokes More Andrew Jokes

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

2b Jokes More 2b Jokes

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail