Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.