Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Sketch Jokes More Sketch Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.