Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.