Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

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Trail Tear Jokes More Trail Tear Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Why was the sacajawea coin made?

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.