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Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Musical Jokes More Musical Jokes

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

Portrait Jokes More Portrait Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Andrew Jackson Jokes More Andrew Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.