Andrew Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Trail Jokes More Trail Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Portrait Jokes More Portrait Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Andrew Jackson Jokes More Andrew Jackson Jokes