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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

Andrew Jackson Jokes More Andrew Jackson Jokes

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Trail Tear Jokes More Trail Tear Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.