They Leave a Trail of Tears
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.
Attire.
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
TOTEM POLE!!
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Hiking
Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?
It died.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Gotta Dash!
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
