They Leave a Trail of Tears
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.
It ends.
He was impeached!
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
A borkmark.
Full speed ahead!
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
The Trail of Smears
Hiking
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
Orange is the New Black
Because he was an eye wetness.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
