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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.